Whod you bang
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die