Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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