Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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