I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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