sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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