hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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