Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
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Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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