a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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