I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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