oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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