what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
