Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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