i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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