he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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