I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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