It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
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One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.