Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(318): View more from Louisiana

i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate

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(972): View more from Texas

Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.

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(253): View more from Washington

Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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(505): View more from New Mexico

he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside

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(661): View more from California

I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.

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(719): View more from Colorado

And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.

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(716): View more from New York

Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.

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(551): View more from New Jersey

and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge

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