I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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