I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I will die if light touches me.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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