Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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