Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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