remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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