Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
