White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
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WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't deserve a penis
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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