try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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