Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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