Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my mouth tastes like poor choices
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Text me some of your sweat
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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