BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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