a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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