so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think my mom watched the whole time
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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