it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
she pinky promised me she was 18
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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