Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
