The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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