idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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