if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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