I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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