butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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