I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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