I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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