I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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