On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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