therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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