And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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