I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The air was thick with penises
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While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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