The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
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The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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