if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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