Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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