Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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