you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She bit a glass in half.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
