Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Randomize
