You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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