i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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