just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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