im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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